11 Things You’ll Hear At A Lebanese Barber

How many of these have you heard? 1. Neighborhood Gossip Sme3et 3an hayda w haydeek w holeek w haydak? 2. Immigration Tales Zboonet 3am bethejer, howe bado yhejer, kello hejra. 3. Pyramid Schemes If you ever wanna know the most popular pyramid scheme going, make sure to listen in to your local barbershop. Buy Bitcoin! 4. Masculinity Wars Who’s the biggest dick in the barber shop? 5. Political Analysis Actually accurate more often than not. 6. Misogyny Bro shu badak fiya 7aye, kelon 7ayeya. 7. Marriage Woes Let’s just say, couples’ therapists would do great with barber families. 8. This week’s scandal Local water guy is charging 3,000 L.L. extra!! 9. Passive aggressiveness Every barber has a customer he clearly hates, but not enough to give up the money. 10. Asset 3and 7ada tene? Your answer better be no. 11. Fi 7areb jeye Rfee2 eben 3ame bel 7ezb/dawle/jesh/amerka ale.