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10 Ways To Make Lebanese 90s Kids Feel Old

Have some 90s kids in your life? Want to piss them off? Here is your surefire guide.

1. Children born in 2018 are in school now

And children born in 2005 are graduating.

2. Yeah I love oldies music like Nirvana

Woo! Rock on brother!

3. What the fuck is a 3osso w mosso?

Well listen here you little here…

4. 2023 is closer to 2040 than 1990

5. So you call this thing a game boy?

First of all, this really shows off the ancient gender discrimination that was present in the 90s. Second, why no touch screen?

6. The Taif agreement is an antiquated piece of shit!

Yes! But wait?! We’re the same age…

7. So what was it like living under the golden age of Fouad Chehab?

8. Eminem is 50

Tom Hanks is 66, Julia Roberts 55, Hugh Grant 62, Dr Dre 58…

9. Even Nabih Berri is gone!

Lol jk. He is eternal.

10. The 90s is such a #retro #aesthetic

Wish it was real…