What Your Top Artist of 2025 Says About You
Everyone and their mom is posting their Spotify/Anghami/YouTube Music Wrapped, so here’s our take on what your top artist of 2025 says about you. If you can’t take a joke, then click off (even though we think these are 100% accurate).
1. Taylor Swift
Yes you’ve reminded us 20,000 times that Taylor Swift is a LyRiCaL gEniUS. You’re usually overly dramatic and the loudest friend of the group. You also pick and choose what type of activism is worth your while *cough* performative AF *cough*.
But word of advice…don’t make a single thing your entire personality. Her last album sucked anyway.
2. Saint Levant
You’re either 16 or you…have a type. You believe this is peak resistance music and you probably ripped your hair out when tickets to his concert at AUB Outdoors sold out literally 5 seconds after they went live. We need you to take a chill pill.
Maybe focus on the 10th grade. If you’re older, then we don’t know what to tell you.
3. Katseye
You’re hardcore Gen Z, you own like 5 different pairs of baggy/barrel/wide leg denim jeans from Bershka, and you’re probably chronically online. You might not be a great dancer, but you never stop trying…and that’s what we love about you. You don’t care about what people think queen <3
4. Drake or Kendrick Lamar
You haven’t moved on from the Drake vs. Kendrick beef just like you haven’t moved on from that one situationship. We think it’s time to expand your horizons because who TF listens to BBL Drizzy in 2025 anyway?
P.S. The person writing this is a Kendrick fan.
5. Sabrina Carpenter
You romanticize literally everything. Every person you make eye contact with is the love of your life, and you forget them the second you lay your eyes on someone else. We heard it’s called an eye contact-ship (spelling?).
You’re probably the funny one in your friend group with a feed consisting of #hopecore videos that include compilations of women slapping men. Good for you, girl.
6. Adam Port (or any other DJ)
You’re the type to think hanging out in Saifi is a peak outing. You also love to remind people that you knew this DJ “before they blew up”. You also judge people who don’t know the difference between house and techno. News flash: no one cares. Please roo2.
7. Adonis
You want EVERYONE to know that you like Adonis. Much like Taylor Swift fans, you’ve made this your entire personality. You tend to complain A LOT like…”LESH HAL2AD GHALE?” *proceed to checkout* “WALAW SHU HAL 2AS3AR?” *order made successfully*
You’re also probably so quick to shit on Beirut.com content but like/share them anyway (shocker). It’s not cool to fake being woke, but whatever. Thanks for engaging with our content.
8. Anything K-pop (yes, including K-Pop Demon Hunters)
K-pop stans in Lebanon exist in caps lock. It’s hard to explain it. You make 10,000 plans a week with your friends and sit through absolutely none of them (or maybe just one, to be generous). You’ve tried to force at least one person every week to watch K-pop Demon Hunters.
You’re usually the least judgmental person (because lol who listens to K-pop?) so btetefe2 ma3 el kel.
9. Chappell Roan
You’re a diva who doesn’t let ANYONE cross the line. You know how to set boundaries, and you don’t care if people think you’re too uptight because of it. You’re also queer or an ally, and if you’re not…then you’re the type to say shit like “separate the art from the artist”. Yuck.
10. TUL8TE
This 🥀 is your most used emoji. You also watch Arab brainrot videos, so you ruin all your friends’ algorithms by spamming them with weird Arabic memes. You’re also the friend that has all the funniest stickers. What they don’t know is that you’re actually a hopeless romantic but you conceal it with humor.
11. Wadih El Sheikh
????????
Why is this your top artist?
Jail.
12. Ziad Rahbani
You’re nostalgic, think you were born in the wrong generation, and have immaculate taste. If Ziad is anywhere in your top 5, then RESPECT. We love you. Everyone loves you. But you don’t really care, which is also why we love you.
Who was your top artist of 2025? Let us know if we missed any! Make sure to check out the #Lebanese Music section for more content like this.
